I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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