I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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