Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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