nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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