Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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