I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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