It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Someone came in the potted fern
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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