Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
two words: eviction party
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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