The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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