He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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