I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We need to rekindle our bromance
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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