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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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