yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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