and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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