Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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