all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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