3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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