We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Randomize
