Me too!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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