Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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