Got a toothbrush?
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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