So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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