hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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