From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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