A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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