I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
