Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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