4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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