doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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