first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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