i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I feel like a drive thru vagina
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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