He uses pillows to masturbate.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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