maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I believe in your delicious
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I think I just sharted jello shots
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
