im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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