Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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