my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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