he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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