singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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