It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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