im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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