with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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