hell yes lets make some ravioli
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
