This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
