walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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