I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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