Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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