I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
BRING THE BAGELS
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
