quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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