The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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