This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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