D3 body, D1 cock
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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