Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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