i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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